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Written by Harry
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16 Jun 2008 |
At $140 a barrel, oil might look rather expensive. But why is everyone so worried? At the pumps, that translates to a mere £1.10 a litre. By comparison, elvers – or baby eels – are currently selling at £700 a litre. Had the internal combustion engine been designed to run on elvers, it would currently cost £5,400 to make the short trip between Milton Keynes and Welwyn Garden City, assuming one were driving a Toyota Prado 3.0
Yet this is nothing besides the cost of running one’s car on Beluga caviar. At £2500 per kilo, the same trip would cost £19,285. Although the journey is undoubtedly a scenic one, passing as it does through the environs of Luton, expending a respectable annual wage on such pastoral pleasures would surely be too extravagant even for the most spendthrift of auto-flâneurs.
Some other nightmare scenarios for the Toyota Prado 3.0:
Cocaine: £482,857 White Truffle: £540,000
If only things were put in some perspective!!?
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